"Well If I Could I Surely WouldStand On The Rock Where Moses Stood ..."

If God had texted the 10 Commandments (from McSweeneys.net) -

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg's

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.


M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?