"Waitin’ For When The Last Shall Be First And The First Shall Be Last"

I've been staying up late the last couple of nights (and tonight, actually) watching "The Daily Show" and their series "Evolution Shmevolution". As an extra benefit, on Tuesday's show Jon Stewart interviewed Kurt Vonnegut. Well, it was more like Jon and us listening to some verbal gems from a still-cool old guy. Mr. Vonnegut had more thoughts, on a hand-written list he brought out that he called "Liberal Crap I Never Want To Hear Again", but they ran out of time on the show. However, they promised to post it on the Daily Show website, and they were true to their words. So, for those who need a reminder of the gap between our ideals and how we always seem to act in real life -

LIBERAL CRAP I NEVER WANT TO HEAR AGAIN

Give us this day our daily bread. Oh sure.

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.
Nobody better trespass against me. I'll tell you that.

Blessed are the meek.

Blessed are the merciful. You mean we can't use torture?

Blessed are the peacemakers. Jane Fonda?

Love your enemies - Arabs?

Ye cannot serve God and Mammon. The hell I can't! Look at the Reverand Pat Robertson. And He is as happy as a pig in s**t.